SEO Puns

I love puns. I always have, and I always will. At the same time, SEO is my passion; I think about it way too much. Today I decided to combine these two loves into the first ever list of SEO puns, all original to yours truly. Lighten up a little by sharing this with your fellow SEOs & contribute to the list in the comment section below! If the pun you contribute is good enough, I’ll make sure to add it to my list and send a link your way. Enjoy!

After Google’s CEO Larry Page publicly declared war on Microsoft, Yusef Mehdi, Microsoft’s VP of search, was quoted as saying, “Bing it on.”

The worst part about Google is the parking lot. Matt, the head of Google’s Webspam team, consistently Cutts people off.

How do you catch an SEO off guard?

-       Throw him a SERPrise party!

SEOs have a terrible habit when it comes to assessing books; they only care about the first page.

What is a Pirate’s favorite SEO metric?

-       CTRgghhh!

These next 3 are form AC:

Why did Google sandbox the Romulans?
- Because they used Cloaking!

Why do sailors make good SEOs?
- Because they know how to use an anchor

How do you know that blog comments are afraid of stalkers?
- They use nofollow

These next 3 are from Julien:

- Why are twins bad at SEO?
They get flagged for duplicate content.

- What is a book in the middle of an airport runway?
landing pages

- What do you call the rings of 2 SEOers getting married?
Reciprocal links

This one’s from Cleo:

I like my traffic like I like my orange juice – organic.

They might seem pretty lame to you, but I’m very proud of these puns. If you have any other awesome SEO puns or jokes please leave them in the comments below! If they’re good enough, I’ll add it to the above list and send a link you’re way.

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